No-Poo Days

You ever have those days when it just doesn't come easily? You get some out here and there but it is never the full shebang that leaves you feeling renewed, skinny, light, and ready to get on with the day.
Maybe you are especially busy and just don't have the time to sit. Somehow your morning routine just flies by and the regular poo just never seems to materialize to a point of enough urgency to force you to go straight for the quick complete release. Sometimes, even after a cup of coffee or two, you can't relax enough or find the time. Or you are moving from public place to public place or meeting to meeting. Or you are with a group of people, or even just one person, and you feel like they are always waiting for you, upping the pressure for you to perform in a timely manner...a surefire way to leave you only half-fullfilled (or un-filled).
I don't know about you but these times kill my day. I feel bloated and heavy and sometimes even get painful headaches. I am always strategizing the next best opportunity or making lame excuses to get away making me seem slow, whiny, and distracted. Occasionally a cigarette helps. But smoke poos are quick induced poos and therefore do not produce maximum results - they only manage to effect the tip of the iceberg if you know what I mean.
If you have to wait a whole day through for that perfect poo, then, in my opinion, it is worth it, as long as at the end of the day, you can take a nice hot shower to cleanse away the worries and relax the muscles, put on comfy clothes, grab some reading material and a lap top, forget those around you and really sit with yourself for a bit and let it go, no matter how long it takes. You deserve it. You will sleep so well and tomorrow, you and all of those around you will be in a better place.